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Ground breaking research by Dr.Tibbles
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Cats need to be fed more often and given larger amounts of food at each feeding, according to groundbreaking research by Dr Tibbles.
Dr Tibbles led a study on feline nutrition needs and found that all cats should be fed more often.

‘Many human slaves feed their beautiful cats two or three times a day. My research has found that that is simply not enough. Cats should be fed at least six times a day with the most expensive cat food available.


‘Cats also require larger quantities of food each feeding and more treats. Human slaves simply don’t realise how many calories are required to spend most of the day napping before running around the house full speed for ten minutes at 4 in the morning,’ Dr Tibbles told us.

Dr Tibbles has been described as the cat’s whiskers when it comes to feline research, although he has had to deny long-persisting rumours that he himself is a cat.

‘Me? Oh, no. That’s a purrfectly preposterous notion,’ he said, before showing us his pencil sharpener.

from The Daily Squat
 

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