Change one word to pants

Casablanca - "We'll always have pants."

The Godfarther - "Make him some pants he can't refuse."

Love Story - "Love means never having to say 'pants'".

Braveheart - "They may take our lives, but they will never take our pants."

King Kong - "It was pants killed the beast."

The Karate Kid - "Pants on. Pants off."

A Streetcar Named Desire - "I have always depended on the pants of strangers."

Sudden Impact - "Go ahead, make my pants."

The Wizard of Oz - "Pay no attention to the pants behind the curtain."

The Wizard of Oz - "I'll get you my pretty, and your little pants, too."

Sunset Boulevard - "I am big! It's the pants that got small."
 

It's a Wonderful Life - "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his pants."

The Godfather II - Keep your friends close, but your pants closer."

Back to the Future - Pants? Where we're going we don't need pants."

All About Eve - "Fasten your pants. It's going to be a bumpy night."

Apocalypse Now - "I love the smell of pants in the morning."

Scarface - "Say hello to my little pants."

Jerry Maguire - Show me the pants!"

The Godfather - "Take the pants. Leave the cannoli."

Dead Poets Society - "Carpe diem. Seize the pants, boys."

A League of Their Own - "There's no pants in baseball."

Apollo 13 - Huston, we have pants."

Toy Story - "To pants and beyond."

A Few Good Men - "You can't handle the pants."
 
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Indiana Jones...

X never, ever marks the pants

It's not the years, honey, it's the pants.

The Ark of the Covenant, the pants that the Hebrews used to carry around the Ten Commandments.

Indiana Jones. I always knew some day you'd come walking back through my door. I never doubted that. Something made it inevitable. So, what are you doing here in pants?
 
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From Rambo

Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.
Teasle: What?
Trautman: A good supply of pants.
 
"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in pants anymore". (Wizard of Oz)
"You had me at pants". (Jerry Maguire)
"Here's looking at you, pants". (Casablanca)
"All right, Mr. Demille. I'm ready for my pants". (Sunset Boulevard)
"Fasten your pants. It's going to be a bumpy night". (All About Eve)
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti". (The Silence of the Lambs)
"There's no pants in baseball!" (A League of Their Own)
"Keep your friends close, but your pants closer". (The Godfather Part II)
 
This is one small leap for man...one giant leap for pants.
 

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