Change one word to pants

[Beezer]

You had me at...pants.

 

[Paulina]

Under

 

[OldFeller]

I get my breath in short pants.

 

[Murrmurr]

I get my breath in short pants.

Off topic, but you reminded me of when me and a few other nursing students were training in a hospital ER. This one student, a young gal, started yelling "Short pants! Short pants!" and everyone in the room, including the pro staff, looked down at the patient's pants, totally confused.

She was supposed to say tachypnea...short, rapid breaths.

 

[-Oy-]

Grease (Danny) - “Why, this car is auto-matic. It’s system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, it’s greased pants!"

 

[-Oy-]

“The Ring has awoken, it’s heard its master’s pants.” — Gandalf

 

[Pinky]

Etta James song .. At Last - my pants have come along.

 

[-Oy-]

Jon Snow (Game of Thrones) - “When enough people make false promises words stop meaning anything. Then there are no more answers, only better and better pants.”

 

[HazyDavey]

Scotty, pants me up. (Star Trek)

 

[Imogene]

My favorite pants phrase that I think I made this up. Or else I heard it years and years ago and forgot that I heard it.

”You sure are a cranky pants” when someone is being difficult.

 

[-Oy-]

"Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore pants." - Frankenstein

 

[-Oy-]

"Nolite te tiaris carborundorum." (Don't let the pants grind you down) - "The Handmaid's Tale" by Margaret Atwood

 

[WOLF ANGEL]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pants"