Christmas Eve service...

[Pappy]

[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Christmas Eve Service[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, “Now, where was I?”[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]A tired voice called out, “Right near the end!”[/FONT][/FONT]

 

[Aunt Bea]

Great joke!

We have a cathedral in town that just completed a very large renovation. All of the lighting is now controlled from the pulpit by an app on the priest's phone, let there be light!

I'm not sure what this has to do with your joke but I saw a blank space and decided to fill it!