Christmas of 2023 ...Anything Goes

WHY IS SANTA SO JOLLY?
BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE NAUGHTY GIRLS LIVE.

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT ADOLPH THE BROWN-NOSED REINDEER?
HE CAN RUN AS FAST AS RUDOLPH; HE JUST CAN'T STOP AS FAST.

ONE CHRISTMAS EVE, SANTA WAS UNDER A LOT OF STRESS,
HE AND MRS. CLAUS HAD JUST HAD A BIG FIGHT, IT WAS NEARLY TIME TO LEAVE AND HIS SLEIGH WAS'NT LOADED, AND THE ELVES
WERE TALKING ABOUT GOING ON STRIKE.

THEN AN ANGEL WALKED INTO HIS OFFICE AND ASKED, 'HEY SANTA, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THIS CHRISTMAS TREE?'
AND SO WAS BORN THE TRADITION OF THERE BEING AN ANGEL ON TOP OF THE CHRISTMAS TREE.
 
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