Life before the Computer.
A Memory was something that you lost with age.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
A web was a spiders home.
A virus was the flu.
A Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where mice live.
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Compress was something you did to garbage,
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public,
You'd be in jail for a while!
Log on was adding wood to a fire,
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
Cut - you did with a pocket knife,
Paste - you did with glue.
A web was a spiders home,
And a virus was the flu!


