A farmer saw the vet one Saturday, while in town shopping. He asked "What can I give my constipated cat?" The vet said "oh about a pint of castor oil."
The following Saturday, the vet saw the farmer and asked "How is the calf?". The farmer said" It wasn't a calf, it was a cat!"
The vet asked "did you give him the whole bottle? The farmer said "Yep," "Well what happened?"
"I don't know for sure. The last time saw him he was going over the hill with six friends; two were digging; two were covering up; and two were scouting for new territory!"
The following Saturday, the vet saw the farmer and asked "How is the calf?". The farmer said" It wasn't a calf, it was a cat!"
The vet asked "did you give him the whole bottle? The farmer said "Yep," "Well what happened?"
"I don't know for sure. The last time saw him he was going over the hill with six friends; two were digging; two were covering up; and two were scouting for new territory!"
