Could This be Phils Pussy Cat ??

It sure looks like him! :rofl:

I'll let you in on a secret: HE is the one who has been posting all those off-color remarks and dirty ditties on my account here, not me. I talked to him, I threatened to cut off his catnip, to no avail.

I think I'll have to set up an intervention ...

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He sure is a bad pussy Phil, you will have to ban him from using your PC or you could be in all sorts of strife, you realise he can order online with that, have you checked your bank account?
 
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SifuPhil said:
LOL!

Man, these black-and-white units DO get into trouble, don't they? :rolleyes:
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I was adopted by a very amiable black and white stray cat many moons ago. She was a really nice cat, she had to be to survive, we were never cat people. She got food and outside laundry lodgings for a few months until she of course exploded copious amounts of kittens on the mop in there.

That was fun, but we farmed them out okay as she was smart enough to produce really pretty ones. She was called Irma, for Irma laDouce as she was a total tart and tormented the poor old tom next door by sashaying along the fence knowing damned well he couldn't jump that high any more.

2nd batch of kittens were scraggy, sickly, ugly poor things and I got home to find Mum had just drowned them in a bucket. Probably for the best as I had no friends left to give them to and Irma just shrugged it off, didn't seem to mind at all really.

I eventually took Irma down to the local paint factory and threw her over the wire fence as we were going on holidays and weren't paying someone to feed her, she was never really 'ours'. There were a few strays in there and one more would do okay. She did too, the woman across the road worked there, knew Irma and said she was a real pet and 'everybody' fed her. She probably produced the entire Concord cat population over the next few years.

.. and that was an unsolicited ramble about nuthin' much at all.
 
That drowning in the bucket thing ... I know it's nature, but it's still sad.

Heck, if it worked that way with humans I'd be doing the backstroke right about now.

"Irma LaDouce" - heh, heh ... SnagglePuss isn't a tart, yet Tigger still tries to ply his affections upon him. I think it's Tigger's problem, though - if it has a pulse, or even if it doesn't, it's fair game for his pelvic gyrations.

PILLOWS aren't safe around that hound.
 
Jillaroo said:
Looks like Puss has been ringing the Adult lines for a while judging by the date 2011, how come you didn't pick up on it before now Phil
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He was hiding the statements from me, and has evidently taught himself Photoshop - I once caught him printing out a fake receipt for a dozen live mice from the pet shop.

i know what i would be doing with him the laundry when you aren't home
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You would put SnagglePuss in the washer and set it on "Extra Clean / Hot"?
 
He sure is a very naughty pussy, obviously you allow him to watch what you are doing on your PC, i feel you need to retrain your cat maybe a psychiatrist could help and lord knows you need it before he sends you broke.
Now the Laundry, all you need to do is lock him in there when you are out, make sure the washing machine lid is down otherwise he may decide to have a dip in there and he would end up being very agitated if you get my drift.
You do realise it is criminal activity he is engaging in and if the Law catches up with him it could be bye bye Puss, are you sure that you are the only one affected by this as chances are he has been hacking into other bank accounts and buying god knows what, just a thought check your shed and if you don't have one check through the paperwork for a storage company as he may be keeping it there to sell to the Tomcats down the street.

 
SifuPhil said:
It sure looks like him! :rofl:

I'll let you in on a secret: HE is the one who has been posting all those off-color remarks and dirty ditties on my account here, not me. I talked to him, I threatened to cut off his catnip, to no avail.

I think I'll have to set up an intervention ...

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Awww....Snagglepuss looks so cute!! Thanks for all the laughs guys! :cool::cool:
 
See told ya there was more to his story, so what are you going to do now, do you think it's time to bring in the FBI to investigate how a lone Pussy and Black & White to boot could be hacking into bank accounts, of course they will think you are the leader of the gang so best you hide your Pussy for the time being and grab a Tom from up the road and say he did it.
Have you got a good lawyer Phil because it's going to be hard going from now on, you need to tell him the truth no pussy footing around, and as far as the Toms down the road do you feel they helped with the hacking, you know a cat will do anything for a feed.
Put your Pussy in rehab the one where Lindsay goes should be good, after all if they take her they will take your pussy, he will need to stay in there for 3 months and hopefully he has seen where he went wrong and mend his ways and become a couch pussy again.
Have you got rid of your hard drive as that's evidence ?
I hear they nabbed a Cat burglar in your area maybe he is the ring leader of the whole gang, hope he doesn't dob your pussy in.Might be time to get a dog for protection.
 
Pssst, Phil, have you seen any of his paperwork?? Visa, Birth cert.? Are you sure he's not a Nigerian blow-in? mmmmm??
You might check your under sink cupboard too to ensure he's not building any McGuyver chemicals and bottle bangy stuff in there.
Check for black vans parked up the street too... things could be getting worriesome around there. Bwaaahahaha.
 
I just knew it was cat! I've been entering planes of enlightened consciousness and channeling psychic information from P.T. Barnum and have all the gen on scammers from the Master himself.

You should hear what he says about Al.
 
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