Cow with 'surprising speed' evades Florida police for months

Robert59

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Police in Florida are asking for the public's help tracking down a cow that has evaded capture since January "due to its surprising speed and amazing fence jumping skills."

The Pembroke Pines Police Department said in a Facebook post that the cow has been spotted in the area near Sheridan Street and Interstate 75 multiple times over the course of the last two months.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/0...lorida-police-for-months/4031583951020/?sl=11
 

"the little dog laughed to see such a sight......"

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We, {Cincinnati} had one of those about 15 or so years ago......She was named Cincy Freedom, by the people. After she was finally caught [two weeks] maybe , as I recall. She was given a retirement home on a farm in N/Y......to live out her golden years...... :)

It was funny, to watch her on the evening news make fools out of the police & volunteers trying to corral her.
 
fuzzybuddy said:
I kept wondering about the cow. What happened to it? I only glanced at the article. Then I read the damn thing has been running around for months ? Since January? Apparently, the cow uses disguises , and is careful not to leave tell tail DNA.
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So I've been sitting here giggling and wondering what "disguises" a cow might use. A zebra, maybe, or a very large dog? Or maybe it could put on a tutu and pose as a member of a roving ballet company?

Obviously, I've been self-isolating too long. 😵😵
 
We had a cow that was pretty quick too. On the farm where I worked in the summers while in high school, I forget her name, but she could move. Actually, she was a female, but a heifer. Every time she would see the Vet, she ran the other way. He had to untwist her stomach once and I guess she remembered how that went.
 
The cow was been apprehended. About 5 days ago.. And it's pretty obvious, none of the news reporters grew up on a farm, as they continually referred to the cow, as a "female cow". Male "cows" are called bulls. An animal that chews cud, has evaded man's use of satellites, all forms of electronic surveillance, and 21 centuries of scientific exellance , and perfection.
He's a video of the ecapee cow.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1094337850902152
 

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