Cowboy shave.......

Ken N Tx

MALE
Location
Texas
An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut
and he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells
the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the

cleanest shave he's had in years.

But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had

swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied,"Just bring it back in a couple of days

like everyone else does".
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God Bless Cowboys
Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
 
An old cowboy walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut
and he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells
the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the

cleanest shave he's had in years.

But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had

swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied,"Just bring it back in a couple of days

like everyone else does".

mmm, nums. :p
 
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