What's a Colo-Guard test?I was at the Doc's last week. She asked if I wanted to get the vaccine, I said yes. She said well you'll have to find somewhere where they'll offer it, sign up for it and wait your turn. Yeh she said you have to work at looking for it. Great. I am not motivated to go looking for anything. Then she suggested I take the Colo-guard Test. I said OK. Sure I might be able to do the test but I have to get UPS to pick it up right after so it gets back to the lab in 24 hours. Again not motivated to go to that much trouble. Meanwhile Colo-guard is calling several times a day. Ha, I never answer. They'll have to wait.
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What's a Colo-Guard test?
It's an over advertised stool test for cancer of the bowel. Supposed to detect altered DNA. Blah. Knowing my Doc's medical practice, they get a kickback for every test they deliver. I wouldn't mind if I could send the thing in the mail. No I have to go to the next town to drop it off at a UPS collection site because I live in the sticks where we don't have a UPS Store on every corner. I'd rather not deal with the UPS drivers around here.What's a Colo-Guard test?
That's right. My neighbor handed his sample to a UPS driver & he said, "I hate it when people hand me this crap."i can't imagine handing a stool sample to a ups driver. i'm fairly certain i wouldn't be able to do so without laughing.
And what do you say when they want to know if there is anything hazardous or perishable in there?i can't imagine handing a stool sample to a ups driver. i'm fairly certain i wouldn't be able to do so without laughing.
i can't imagine handing a stool sample to a ups driver. i'm fairly certain i wouldn't be able to do so without laughing.
There are other hemocult tests that come with a prepaid mailer. I usually just use those but for the past year Doc has been pushing Colo-Guard. I finally said OK. What a mistake.Kaiser mails out their kits and then one just mails back the vile vial in a special envelope with the prepaid postage mark on it. Very easy, just drop it in the local mail box.
Of course the doc is pushing it. He's very well paid to push it.There are other hemocult tests that come with a prepaid mailer. I usually just use those but for the past year Doc has been pushing Colo-Guard. I finally said OK. What a mistake.
If he mention it during a visit,he will charge Medicare..Of course the doc is pushing it. He's very well paid to push it.
BewareIn my area anyway. Two of my friends got their shot at CVS. Just mentioning it in case anyone wants to try them for the vaccine.