Simply breathtaking.
A couple of years ago, I was up late and there was several hours of Nutcracker excerpts done by ballet companies all over the world. Some were very grand, some were quite simple, but one was, for lack of a better term, mondo bizarro. For the life of me, I can't remember what company it was, but the set was very stark, everyone was wearing white underwear (yep - boxers, tighty-whities, bras and panties) and the Nutcracker had a quite prominent cloth ***** and testicles sewn onto his Fruit of the Looms. I guess there's something for everyone out there....