Dave Barry's 2015 Year in Review

Haha..I know. I was laughing so hard..he knows how to get right to the funny bone of everything. Dave Barry for President!!

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I have loved Dave Barry forever! An inspiration, he's written serious stuff in between the silliness. I also understand he had professors tell him he had no knowledge of grammar and would never be a writer...until he won a Pulitzer. The only problem I have ever had with him is reading his books in public. You'll read a sentence, a paragraph and people will look at you like there's vodka in your water bottle. What a terrific guy.

As temperatures plummet, some candidates are forced to survive by setting fire to lower-ranking consultants.

a man who, at his happiest, looks like irate ferrets are gnawing their way out of his colon.

Secretary of State John Kerry arrives in France with James Taylor, who — this really happened — performs the song You’ve Got a Friend. This bold action strikes fear into the hearts of terrorists, who realize that Secretary Kerry is fully capable, if necessary, of unleashing Barry Manilow.

Meanwhile in Washington, a drone crashes on the White House lawn and immediately becomes a leading contender for the Republican presidential nomination.




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He's about the funniest man alive. I have a certificate somewhere "from him"...well, from whoever sends it out for him...when something I sent to him made it into his Miami column years ago. It says something to the effect that I have been certified as a lunatic by Dave Berry and should seek professional help as soon as possible. It was one of my proudest moments.....
 
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