JonSR77
Senior Member
from the United States Department of Serial Killer Humor…
I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I'd pick up a stranger.
He asked, "Thanks but why would you pick me up? How would you know I'm not a serial killer?"
I told him the chances of two serial killers in a car would be astronomical.
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They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer....
So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him.
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If I was a serial killer my name would be "The suspense"
So my victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me"
And then we would both laugh...
right before I kill them.
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What's the difference between a politician and a serial killer?
The serial killer might listen if you plead with them
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What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer?
Murdered.
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What is a serial killer's favourite muesli topping?
Chopped dates!!
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https://yellowjokes.com/serial-killer-jokes
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I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I'd pick up a stranger.
He asked, "Thanks but why would you pick me up? How would you know I'm not a serial killer?"
I told him the chances of two serial killers in a car would be astronomical.
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They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer....
So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him.
+++++
If I was a serial killer my name would be "The suspense"
So my victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me"
And then we would both laugh...
right before I kill them.
+++++
What's the difference between a politician and a serial killer?
The serial killer might listen if you plead with them
+++++
What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer?
Murdered.
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What is a serial killer's favourite muesli topping?
Chopped dates!!
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https://yellowjokes.com/serial-killer-jokes
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