Did You Hear Any Hints That You Were Conceived In A Car? If So, What Kind?

hauntedtexan

hauntedtexan

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The ongoing joke was that I loved cars so much because I was conceived in the back seat of a Buick.... I know I can't be the only one whos love of automobiles came from their souls first glimpse of earth..... Who else has been given a funny or strange conception story, and why? Please keep it clean....:tmi:
 

Nope. Knowing my parents, my mom wouldn't have let it get that far in a car. Now, from the sofa to the bed, that was more their style. I heard a lot of bed squeaking at night til I was 10, that's when my brother was born. Very rarely did I hear bed squeaking after that. When I was old enough to figure out what the squeaking meant, not much at all. One night I heard squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, etc. Then about 15 minutes later-squeak, ... and my mom saying,"You damn animal"- no squeaking.
 

Lol, no hints of that in my case. :p I was a change of life baby, my mother didn't have me until she was 40 and I had 3 older siblings. Don't think my mom and dad were doing the horizontal mambo in the car at that stage in their life. :playful:
 
When I was 10, my best friend told me that my parents were doing "it" and explained in full graphic (and pretty inaccurate) detail. She pointed out that there couldn't have been that many kids in the house if they weren't. I was so mad at her I didn't talk to her for a week at least.

I was positive that there's no way my parents would be doing something like that.

To this day, I still can't picture my parents doing that. And in a car, at that? Nope.
 
As Part II of the post above, my younger brother was about 12,(me,22). I used to teasingly call him, "the mistake". He had done something wrong and my mom was rambling on and on about what a crummy kid he was, etc. She was totally exasperated with him. She said, "Oh, why did I ever have you?". My brother chimed in, "That's what you get when you're messing around." I never saw that look on her face before. I thought she might actually kill him. I got him out of there, so tempers could cool down to a non-lethal state.
 
*smacking self on forehead as the little light comes on*

Jeez, now it finally makes sense........I'll bet ma & pa fooling around in the backseat of a car is why I apparently seemed to like riding in the backseat of squad cars so often when growing up.

Is this place great or what ?......Thank You SF !!
 
When I was born my father had a 1928 Essex and my sister was 5 years old, it would not have worked for her to be a spectator.
 
I am finding it impossible to find statistics on how many Americans were conceived in a motor vehicle. When I google it, all I get are videos about women GIVING BIRTH in cars, not getting inseminated in a car. Sex has always been a part of car culture in America. It's a mobile bed room, or maybe mobile club house.
 
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