Do you get 'wifty'?

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There are days when I get out of bed, but my brain is back in bed, asleep. Today, I made coffee, but forgot to add the water. Waited and waited for the toaster, but forgot to put bread in it. I'm wifty. It's like I'm 5 minutes behind, or something. Plus, there's all kinds of minor annoyances. My alarm clock died. The bread for my toast had a 2 inch hole in it. This realtor 150 miles from me keeps leaving me messages about property somebody else wants to buy. Then I got crumbs in my butter tub-horrors!!!!!!
Do you have 'wifty' days?
 

fuzzybuddy said:
Do you have 'wifty' days?
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I think a better question for me would be do I have any days that aren't. :giggle: Oh, and the coffee thing... been there. I stood waiting for my K-cup one morning last week and came to the conclusion that my relatively new machine didn't work. Finally it hit me... "uh, 'scuse me, brightness... you didn't put any water in it." 🧐
 

It seems to be a morning to have troubles with water for the coffee pot. I was standing there gazing out the window and poured too much water in. It was a toss up of unplugging, taking the machine to sink and pouring it or using a tablespoon to scoop it out. I scooped. I hope my toast is ok.
 
I was wifty this morning, I was making coffee and poured the water in the coffee ground basket instead of the water reservoir, I caught it before I added the coffee grounds or cut it on.I had a ton of things on my mind.
 
Firstly, I had to look up the meaning for the word "wifty" (eccentrically silly or scatterbrained ) . :D

Yeah, some days I wake up with sludge in my brain. Thoughts have to fight through a sticky goo of lethargy. My brain is a few seconds behind the rest of my body.

Partly for me it's a medication I take last thing in the evening, it can take time to clear first thing.
 
fuzzybuddy said:
There are days when I get out of bed, but my brain is back in bed, asleep. Today, I made coffee, but forgot to add the water. Waited and waited for the toaster, but forgot to put bread in it. I'm wifty. It's like I'm 5 minutes behind, or something. Plus, there's all kinds of minor annoyances. My alarm clock died. The bread for my toast had a 2 inch hole in it. This realtor 150 miles from me keeps leaving me messages about property somebody else wants to buy. Then I got crumbs in my butter tub-horrors!!!!!!
Do you have 'wifty' days?
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So that's what you call it? Oh yeah.
 
fuzzybuddy said:
There are days when I get out of bed, but my brain is back in bed, asleep. Today, I made coffee, but forgot to add the water. Waited and waited for the toaster, but forgot to put bread in it. I'm wifty. It's like I'm 5 minutes behind, or something. Plus, there's all kinds of minor annoyances. My alarm clock died. The bread for my toast had a 2 inch hole in it. This realtor 150 miles from me keeps leaving me messages about property somebody else wants to buy. Then I got crumbs in my butter tub-horrors!!!!!!
Do you have 'wifty' days?
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Hate it when bread has holes in it. Useless then isn't it except to dip in soup. Or when butter is too hard to spread and bread breaks up.
 
I’m not really wifty, but tend to wake up slowly, almost by stages until I’m fully functional. My spell-checker doesn‘t seem to like the word, and wants to change it to ”wifey,” which is another bag of apples entirely, as in “I’d better ask wifey before I do that.” 😸

My Keurig coffee maker has morning functionality problems as well. It moans and groans before dispensing anything. Appliances have aging problems, too, apparently… ☕️
 

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