Do you know Tom Swifty's?

Want heads or tails? Tom asked, flippantly.
You eat too much candy, Tom snickered
I think soft wood is better for you, Tom opined
You broke your leg, Tom, the doctor cracked.
We will drive across the desert, Tom said, drily.
We don't have any chardonnay, Tom whined.

I thought of these...what's yours??
 
That lion wants to get me! Tom roared
Your the sunshine in my day, Tom said, brightly.
I own this here gold mine, Tom claimed
Please smooth out my wrinkled shirts, said Tom, ironically.
We need to cross this brook, Tom babbled.
Goin' to the races today, Tom said, hoarsely.
 
You need 4 new Firestones, Tom said, tiredly
Wanna go to a nude beach? Tom barely said.
Glad you shredded the cheddar, Tom said, gratefully.

I have 30 of these one liners, I say, happily.
 
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