I love liver and onions fried in bacon grease. I know it's not good for you, but the 2-3 times a year that I have it isn't going to shorten my lifespan more than five minutes or so, and I would hope those five minutes would be the ones I'll be spending in the nursing home drooling on myself.
Give me some fried chicken livers, too, while you're at it! Another five minutes off would be good.