Do you remember a funny incident from your school years?

Bretrick

Bretrick

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Perth Western Australia
1976, school trip from Tasmania to Mt Kosciuszko,(cossie aus co). Australia's highest mountain.
Situated in the NSW Snowy Mountains.
Students were allowed to Ski etc, I only used a Toboggan. At the top of the slope, on I gets and immediately, whoosh, down the slope at a frightening speed. No control from me regarding speed and direction.....
Below me, looming ever so rapidly were the teachers, all lined up like ten pins.
Me, getting ever faster and faster saw the inevitable, "STRIKE".
Hit those teachers with a oomph, and sent them all asunder.
My English teacher took the full impact, legs knocked out from under him, somersaulted over the top of the toboggan, flat on his back.
Squeals from the two female teachers as I side swipe them, on my way to a spectacular wipe out. Ending up half buried in a snow drift.
Not hurt, with a slight smile on my face, I peruse the scene of my destruction.
Secretly, inside my mind, I'm saying, Got you Mother F**kers good. :ROFLMAO:
 

I remember one funny incident at school.
We were all standing around the pool waiting for Sister Mary Francis to inspect our attire.
My best friend Faye was standing behind me and just as Sister Mary Francis came to me, Faye decided to push me into her.
She went down, her habit floated up, and when she finally made it up to the stairs she looked like a very wet Bugs bunny.
It was freaking hilarious and well worth the 10 hits with a cane we both got from Mother Superior, we couldn't even stop laughing when we received the hits. :LOL:
 
Not so much an incident, more a contrived situation to give the school bully his comeuppance. There was a thuggish type of boy who would intimidate all and sundry, he had no scruples and often just deliberately bullied others for the fun of it.

On this particular day he was throwing his weight around as usual, then on spying my bar of Cadburys chocolate he snatched it, he then ripped off the wrapper and devoured all eight squares, throwing the wrapping at me.

All afternoon he kept asking to be excused, he was in a right state. Now if he had been a little more intelligent he might have wondered why I gave up my chocolate so readily. The outside wrapper had the Cadbury name on it, but each little square of chocolate were impressed with the logo: "Ex-Lax." A rather strong laxative, best be near a lavatory before consuming. One little square will do the trick, a whole bar? Not advisable. I never let on and he never knew. After that I just kept out of his way.
 

Went to take a shower after my gymnastics practice. Thought everybody went home so I felt the need to sing my heart out. Well, a couple of guys heard it and started laughing their butts off. Never finished showering so fast in my life.
 
Since I went to Catholic school and was taught by Nun's nothing funny really happened.One day though a Nun threw me out of my desk and I landed on the floor. Then she said she was sorry because she meant to throw the girl behind me on the floor. So she threw the other girl down and never bothered to help me up.
 
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