Do you think you might like to have a tail?

Some animals need a tail for balance and other uses, like a kangaroo uses their tail to hop. Man did not need a tail and is the reason why God did not provide humans with one. Unless, you believe in evolution, man may have had a tail at one time.

On humans, the tailbone is medically named a Coccyx. My Coccyx is bent from (trauma) a fall while ice skating. Only one doctor in Virginia will remove it, which would probably take away the pain I get whenever I sit on a hard surface. This is why I used to carry a pillow into church to protect me from having to sit on a hard pew bench. About 3 years ago, I donated money to the church’s fund that is used to purchase new equipment, so they could buy these long soft pew pads that extend over the length of all the pews. My donation was done anonymously between the Pastor and myself.

I decided not to have my coccyx removed because the doctor had warned me that there is a small nerve that runs alongside the coccyx and if he just nicks that nerve, I could end up wearing a colostomy bag the rest of my life, so I declined the surgery and decided to live on taking the pills. (I also checked with doctors in Maryland, Pennsylvania and West Virginia. They all gave me the same warning.)
 

I think having a tail, well you have to have one to appreciate it. If you get angry with someone, you could give them "the tail", which you shouldn't do in mixed company. :) And if you liked somebody, you could also give them "the tail". :love: Plus, a tail could be a snob thing- having a "royal" tail. Of course, we don't now have tails. but it's fun to think of life if we did.
 
It might be useful as a fan for hot flashes, assuming there was some fluffy fur on the end of it. The lion in the wizard of oz used the tuft on the end of his tail to dry his tears. If someone made a stink in the elevator everyone in the elevator could start fanning with their tails. Might need to have some tail attachments/adornments, an opportunity for Etsy creators.
 
If I had a tail, it would be long and gloriously fluffy. I'd be dangerously irresistible, so it's best I don't have one!
 
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