Doctors and nurses one liners

[Pappy]

[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]1. “Statisti1. “Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.”[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]2. “PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.”[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]3. “Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.”[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]4. “I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.”[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]5. “I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up.”[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]6. “Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.”[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]7. “URINE: opposite of ‘you’re out.'”[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]8. “There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass.'”[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]9. “He was wheeled into the operating room, and then had a change of heart.”[/FONT][/FONT]
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[dkay]

Do you have an inhaler because you just took my breath away.

 

[RadishRose]

Question: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
Answer: Only if you aim it well enough.

 

[Ken N Tx]

Doc, it hurts when I do this...Doc: don't do that!!

 

[dkay]

Do you know what the suppository said to the laxative? With friends like you who needs enemas.

 

[dkay]

A man rushes into the doctors office screaming, "Doctor, I think I'm shrinking!"

The doctor replies, "Now settle down, you'll just have to be a little patient."