Does anyone have sneezing fits after completing coitus?

However it is. If sneezing happens after coitus, it's okay. But if it happens during coital activities it is a coitus interruptus, which is destracting.

Btw. in 2000 my wife and I had a coitus interruptus as in the afternoon a woman of the staff of our hotel on the isle of Malta came into our room, perhaps to control if the cleaning work was done.
 
My husband gets what we call an ā€œattack of the sneeziesā€ randomly, where he’ll explosively sneeze 6-10 times in succession. These are whole-body, drown-out-every-other-noise kind of sneezes, violent and uncontrollable, and he says he’s done this his whole life!

We’ve joked about him having an attack during sex. His body would go rigid, then convulse, head would hit the headboard, lots of loud noise….I tell him how am I supposed to know if its a sneezing fit rather than the other? šŸ˜‰šŸ¤£
 
Well, this adds a whole new dimension to the Snow White story. Apparently Sneezy was taking care of her in more ways than one.
ok and ........
My uncensored version has Snow White trying all seven dwarfs but…

  • Bashful was too shy
  • Doc was her gynecologist
  • Dopey was too high on weed
  • Grumpy did not want sloppy seconds
  • Happy was gay
  • Sleepy couldn’t stay awake
  • Sneezyvvv stopped taking meds for his hay fever
 

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