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Remember when... thirty seemed so old.
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- For now, just Florida
Anytime soon. Can you just imagine??? can't change your own battery.
So far this year I've had to change the battery in my zero turn and my tractor. Easy peasy. Except the batteries do seem to be getting heavier.
Then came my 2014 1/2 ton truck. Good grief, half the frame has to come apart to even get the battery out. Never mind that it's now tucked back in a corner where I'd have no chance of lifting the old one out in that space or put the new one in.
Wait, a Pacer? Seems that one also had to go through the fender well to get to the last spark plugs. Or something.Could be worse. My folks had a 1999 Plymouth Breeze.
The battery was located inside the front-left (driver's side) fender well.
To access the battery, you must go through the wheel well (that meant take the tire off) rather than the engine bay.
Huh? I still do that. In my driveway, actually.I miss the good ole days when guys worked on cars in their front yard.![]()
I call bs, not buying the AI jive.
It takes only a few seconds to punch this scenario into Google, in order to determine that changing the battery is an easy job. Good grief.
Is that the steps to the Car Maintenance Hokey Pokey?Found it.
Manual Reset Method:
- Switch the ignition to ON (engine off).
- Flash the high beams 5 times.
- Press and release the brake pedal 3 times.
- Wait for the battery icon on the dash to flash, confirming the reset.
I had to Google that to make sure it wasn't a joke!Found it.
Manual Reset Method:
- Switch the ignition to ON (engine off).
- Flash the high beams 5 times.
- Press and release the brake pedal 3 times.
- Wait for the battery icon on the dash to flash, confirming the reset.
I came across this video a week or two ago, worth watching:I'm also a bit concerned about the new federal law now that requires automakers to install
"advanced drunk and impaired driving prevention technology" in all new passenger vehicles by 2026–2027.

The 24 hour clock face is cute, he must be a real bad azz.I came across this video a week or two ago, worth watching: