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Packerjohn

Packerjohn

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A couple of days ago, I went to the fresh fruit department of our local grocery store. So far, so good! As I looked at the rather expensive strawberries, my view was blocked! Instead of expensive strawberries I saw the top end of a man's bum. I noticed it was rather dirty so I presume he must of been in a hurry on his last visit to the bathroom and didn't have the time or inclination to wipe himself correctly.

I found this rather disgusting. I wanted to buy fresh fruit and not have to view someone's dirty bum. I left the entire area. The story continues.

Today I went to buy gas and what did I see. Anther bum that belonged to someone else buying gas. This man kept pulling his pants up over and over again. Apparently, the new style is not to buy a belt but to keep pulling your pants up over and over all day long.

Now, tell me, good people, why do I have to keep looking at dirty bums? What happened to pride and dignity? My feelings is that if they can afford $50,000 Suv's to drive and $1,000 smartphone, can they not afford a belt? I am totally disgusted!
 

I'd want to stop my shopping also.

The only upside is, the California strawberries I got at the grocery store weren't very good. I froze them for smoothies. Waiting for the farmer's market roll out. Those are local, field grown and tasty.
 
Packerjohn said:
A couple of days ago, I went to the fresh fruit department of our local grocery store. So far, so good! As I looked at the rather expensive strawberries, my view was blocked! Instead of expensive strawberries I saw the top end of a man's bum. I noticed it was rather dirty so I presume he must of been in a hurry on his last visit to the bathroom and didn't have the time or inclination to wipe himself correctly.

I found this rather disgusting. I wanted to buy fresh fruit and not have to view someone's dirty bum. I left the entire area. The story continues.
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You were smart to vacate the area and not buy any of that fresh fruit. If he's got a dirty rear end, he probably didn't wash his hands either and now he's handling the fruit. Good luck to all the people that came after you!
 
Evidently, they were never in the military or they lost all regard for personal hygiene and appearance, or their Mommy never taught them correctly about the same things.

The guy with the crap showing must have also smelled like an overfull cesspool. How anyone can walk around and not smell themselves is beyond me. They must tell themselves “it’s the other guy.”
 
Packerjohn said:
Today I went to buy gas and what did I see. Anther bum that belonged to someone else buying gas. This man kept pulling his pants up over and over again. Apparently, the new style is not to buy a belt but to keep pulling your pants up over and over all day long.

Now, tell me, good people, why do I have to keep looking at dirty bums?
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Chalk it up to a bad day. Things will be better tomorrow.
 
JustDave said:
Chalk it up to a bad day. Things will be better tomorrow.
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Actually NO! I went to visit my brother in a small town and told him what I saw at the grocery store. He agreed with me that these guys are totally disgusting.

Unfortunately, his wife was sitting there and listening to my story. I noticed that as she got up to leave, she too had to pull her pants up because she too did not have a belt. You know, sometimes, you just can't win.
 
Been There said:
Evidently, they were never in the military or they lost all regard for personal hygiene and appearance, or their Mommy never taught them correctly about the same things.

The guy with the crap showing must have also smelled like an overfull cesspool. How anyone can walk around and not smell themselves is beyond me. They must tell themselves “it’s the other guy.”
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If there's one two things a person learns in the military, it's cleaning one's living space and personal hygiene.
 
Nathan said:
If there's one two things a person learns in the military, it's cleaning one's living space and personal hygiene.
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I remember right after I left Boot and was assigned to my first Division, we had an old Sgt. that told a lot of good WWII stories and the one story in particular stuck in my head all these years. He told us when they were out in the field and had to use the can, they would get 2 sheets of TP. One of the new guys asked what if that didn’t get the job done? The old Sgt. looked at the kid and said “That was another good use for the weeds.”
 
Plumbers crack is nothing compared to seeing the whole thing. Passed a fellow walking with his jeans and underwear totally below the butt. He didn’t seem phased.
 

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