Don't .........

[Patch]

Don't flip pancakes so high they stick to the kitchen ceiling.

 

[Kaila]

Don't lower your ceiling if you like to flip pizzas.

 

[Patch]

Don't play Monopoly with yourself or you might go bankrupt paying yourself rent.

 

[Tish]

Don't give cows lemons to make their milk sour.

 

[Kaila]

Don't get a cow, to replace your indoor animal (cat or dog) companion.

 

[Patch]

Don't assume you get 'low fat' milk from short-legged cows.

 

[Kaila]

Don't try to milk stray cows.

 

[Patch]

Don't send a wolf to the henhouse to gather eggs.

 

[Kaila]

Don't buy a farm if you've never even visited one!

 

[Sparky]

Don't visit a farm without wearing boots...

 

[Tish]

Don't forget to scrape the bottom of your boots before entering the house.

 

[Patch]

Don't visit Australia without hiring an interpreter to assist you in communicating with this "new age" English they speak... which is significantly different than the "real" English we speak in the U.S. G'day.........

 

[Kaila]

Don't listen to him, @Tish !

 

[Patch]

Don't get too close to me if your nose runs and your feet smell.

 

[Tish]

Don't go around sniffing my feet.

 

[Patch]

Don't order extra onions on your lunch burger if you have an early afternoon dental appointment.

 

[Kaila]

Don't schedule 2 appointments at the same date and time.

(Unless they are at the same exact location )

 

[Tish]

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

 

[Kaila]

Don't wait forever for eggs from the store, to hatch.

 

[Sparky]

Don't bother breaking eggs in a Humpty Dumpty suit

 

[Kaila]

Don't bother breaking eggs in a Humpty Dumpty suit

Do you mean when the eggs are dressed up? Or when I wear the suit?
I am unsure which one I shouldn't be doing.

 

[Kaila]

Don't be ambiguous when something is important.

 

[Tish]

Don't bother saving Humpty.

 

[Kaila]

Don't bother saving Humpty.

Awww, but Tish.....

 

[Patch]

Don't enter your house cat in the Westminster Dog Show... unless your cat can bark!!