Don't .........

Don't inflate chickens, assuming they will look like feathered balloons!
 

Don't write lefthanded if you are righthanded or righthanded if lefthanded or try to write with your toes if you can't remember which-handed.
 
Don't raise your voice at a deaf person... or a person with a closed mind... thinking either will hear you.
 
Don't traded kisses with your dog immediately after it drinks from the toilet.
 


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