Don't .........

[Sparky]

Don't know why toast always falls butter-side down..

 

[Tish]

Don't keep testing that theory as bread is running short.

 

[StarSong]

Applecarts and other mobile fruit stands are still seen on the streets of New York City.

Don't think it's just me that's confused...

Don't confuse the "don't" thread with the "Start a new sentence with the last word of the previous one" thread, as I did yesterday!

 

[Sparky]

Don't keep making your own Dingdong noises when you could buy a doorbell..

 

[Tish]

Don't hide when someone is ringing the doorbell.

 

[Patch]

Don't use Super Glue to put the peel back on a banana that you decided not to eat.

 

[Tish]

Don't eat a banana that has been superglued.

 

[Patch]

Don't try playing basketball with a bowling ball.

 

[Tish]

Don't tempt me

 

[Patch]

Don't plant hen's eggs in your garden, assuming when they sprout you will have eggplant.

 

[Tish]

Don't use buried hen eggs when cooking

 

[Patch]

Don't stomp out a campfire if you have a wooden leg!!!

 

[Tish]

Don't forget to zip your tent up.

 

[Sparky]

Don't know why a cyclops would sleep with one eye open..

 

[Tish]

Don't forget one-eyed sunglasses for the cyclops.

 

[Kaila]

Don't wear sunglasses at night.

 

[tinytn]

Don't forget to turn sideways when in a crowded elevator

 

[Kaila]

( But @tinytn , how to tell which direction is sideways, in there? )

 

[Kaila]

Don't squeeze into spaces that are smaller than yourself!

 

[Sparky]

Don't known what sardines think about all that...

 

[Tish]

Don't try to have conversations with dead fish.

 

[Kaila]

Don't try to have conversations with dead fish.

(I was trying to think of a wording for that same general idea!
Thanks! )

 

[Patch]

Don't hold a sardine tin up to your ear and believe you hear the sardines trapped inside singing out of tuna.

 

[Kaila]

Don't tell a terrible joke and not expect to hear groans!!!

 

[Patch]

Don't stifle your groans even though I sit here sobbing, wondering I will ever recover from such a blow to my narcissistic personality! :>)