Don't wear stiletto heels and a miniskirt... while shoveling snow from your driveway... if you are a 75 year old male... or your next outfit might be a straitjacket!!!
Don't post long, confusing, incomprehensible posts on this thread that are not concise and to the point as is this one... and most of those I post... always setting a good example of being direct and to the point!!!
Don't try to rewrite the "Jack & Jill" rhyme since I'm one of the few who were sitting there when Newbery authored the original "Jack & Gill" version in London around 1765.