Drunk man strips on flight - asks flight attendant for sex

[Ameriscot]

I never get this kind of entertainment on my flights! Of course, I'd be annoyed if the flight had to make an unscheduled landing.

http://www.independent.ie/irish-new...on-flight-from-dublin-to-turkey-34128262.html

 

[Cookie]

Dang, why do some people have all the fun!

 

[Ameriscot]

LOL! Yea. Most of my flights are pretty boring!

 

[AZ Jim]

Hey! It's no big thing.

 

[Ameriscot]

Hey! It's no big thing.

The article didn't specify if it was 'big' or not.

 

[AZ Jim]

The article didn't specify if it was 'big' or not.

Oh!! *LOL* I hadn't thought of that. I, of course, only meant the "event" was no big thing. *blushing

 

[Falcon]

I did NOT wave my *******s at ANYBODY in particular and I did NOT ask her for sex.

I asked her for another martini.

(Hey, Does this thread pass muster re; The new policy on sexual topics?)

I didn't originate this thread. Please take note.

 

[Cookie]

Well, it sounds like a pretty big 'event' taking 11 hours.

 

[Ameriscot]

Oh!! *LOL* I hadn't thought of that. I, of course, only meant the "event" was no big thing. *blushing

I know, Jim. I'm the bad girl here. Hanging head in shame.

 

[Cookie]

I think I hear my mother calling me.

 

[Ameriscot]

I did NOT wave my *******s at ANYBODY in particular and I did NOT ask her for sex.

I asked her for another martini.

(Hey, Does this thread pass muster re; The new policy on sexual topics?)

I didn't originate this thread. Please take note.

Ooops. I foresee hand slapping here.

BTW nice photo Falcon!

 

[Ameriscot]

I think I hear my mother calling me.

Coward!

 

[Cookie]

Run away! Run away!

 

[Falcon]

Did you say slapping or CLapping?

(Thanks AS. That was my graduating photo when I got my USAF pilot wings and commission.)

 

[Shalimar]

Wait for me Cookie!

 

[Ameriscot]

Did you say slapping or CLapping?

(Thanks AS. That was my graduating photo when I got my USAF pilot wings and commission.)

Very handsome!

 

[Ameriscot]

Wait for me Cookie!

Two cowards!

 

[Cookie]

They don't call me cheeeken for nothing.

 

[Ameriscot]

They don't call me cheeeken for nothing.

:grin:

 

[AZ Jim]

I guess I am the only one here who is actually innocent of all charges. *assuming innocent look again*

 

[Cookie]

A likely story, Jim, you are guilty by association.

 

[Ameriscot]

Aye! Guilty!