Drunk Raccoon Found in Virginia Liquor Store

I can kind of relate to this raccoon. When I was 17, Grandma asked me if I would straighten up the basement because it was a mess from Gramps and I doing all of our woodworking projects down there. While straightening up and sweeping, I found a glass jug with cider in it. Well, I liked cider and thought I would drink some. At first, I thought it was kind of strong, but what the heck, I took about 5 or 6 swigs of it and when I sat the jug down, I could hardly see, not to mention I became very tired and fell asleep.

Gramps came downstairs and found me laid out on the floor with the jug beside me. When I finally woke up, I had one terrible headache and was very dizzy. I was afraid to walk up the stairs, so I yelled for Gramps and he came to the top of the steps and asked what did I want. I asked him if he would come down and help me up the steps. He did as I asked and asked me if I wanted a glass of cider. I told him “no, thanks.” Gramps laughed.
 
Finally, a news story I can relate to. I swear I went in for "just one", and woke up on the bathroom floor.

Imagine being the employee explaining it to dispatch, "Yes ma’am, he’s a raccoon. Yes ma’am, he’s hammered. No ma’am, we don’t know his emergency contact."

Some folks might call it an animal control problem, the raccoon calls it "foraging with enthusiasm." And honestly, I’ve seen worse behavior from humans ... and they weren’t even wearing a mask. D'OH
 
WheatenLover said:
They most likely do for security reasons. I wish someone would post it, too. I had no idea that raccoons were boozers!
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I saw that video today where the little raccoon 🦝 is climbing the shelves. He must have been very hungry. I don't know if he found any snacks in that liquor 🥃 store but I hope somebody fed him after he sobered up. He was released back into the wild.
 
It would have been nice for them to let us see the video for all of its LOL moments. That was pretty sterlized.
 

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