In closing, I give you a duck joke:
Duck walks into a bar.
Bartender says: Can I help you?
Duck says: Got any bread?
Bartender says: no.
Duck says: Got any bread?
Bartender says: I TOLD you...NO!
Duck says: Got any bread?
Bartender says: Hey! If you don't stop asking that question, I'm gonna nail your bill to the wall!
Duck says: Got any nails?
Bartender says: NO!
Duck says: Got any bread? :rofl: (ok, so it's not
that funny)
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and, ducks and geese for pets in the house.....
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