Dumb Things Employees Have Said (From Reader's Digest)

fmdog44

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Location
Houston, Texas
From Human Resources queries:
I falsified my resume. Now that I work here can I change it?
Can my supervisor require me to have specific working hours?
Can I have my salary deferred until next year? I don't need the money this year.
Will you give me a raise if I stop smoking marijuana?
Can I wear a swimsuit and towel on casual day?
Since my folks dies before I came to work here, will I be credited for bereavement leave I didn't have to take?
Every day my supervisor tells me to stop chatting and get back to work. Can he do that?
 
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