Elephant In The Neighborhood

Shirley · Oct 24, 2015

I have heard it came about from somebody having a white elephant statue in their living room. It was hideous but no one wanted to say so to the owners.

Meanderer · Oct 24, 2015

...looks like an Indian elephant.

RadishRose · Oct 24, 2015

Meanderer said:
...looks like an Indian elephant.

It does. Smaller ears. Shirley, that theory does make sense. I wonder if it knows the 800 Pound Gorilla?

Shirley · Oct 24, 2015

I don't know but if I had that in my living room, I hope somebody would be kind enough to tell me it's hideous.

Meanderer · Oct 24, 2015

Shirley said:
I don't know but if I had that in my living room, I hope somebody would be kind enough to tell me it's hideous.

...sure...you say that now.....but...

Meanderer · Oct 24, 2015

Lara · Oct 25, 2015

Meanderer · Oct 25, 2015

That looks like a blueberry pie!

Lara · Oct 25, 2015

haha...blueberry pie. No doubt.

Lara · Oct 25, 2015

Eletelephony
Once there was an elephant
Who tried to use the telephant
No! No! I meant the elephone
Who tried to use the telephone
Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.

How'er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk
The more he tried to get it free
The louder buzzed the telephee
I fear I better drop the song
Of elehop and telephong!