Look at this list of deep-fried foods from the Texas State Fair. Deep fried pizza? Child's play! (Disclaimer... I've never tried any of these.)
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/31488/25-deep-fried-foods-texas-state-fair
1. Bubblegum
It's actually bubblegum-flavored marshmallows, battered and deep-fried and sprinkled with Chicklets. Do you chew this? Eat it? Who knows, but you can buy it.
2. Butter
Not too different from toast. | Austin Marshall,
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Frozen balls of butter, battered and fried and served with sauce. Because why not.
3. Beer
Fried beer at the 2010 state fair. | Stacey Huggins,
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Nope, this isn’t beer-battered. This is beer: battered and fried. The beer is poured into little ravioli pockets which burst with scalding suds upon first bite.
4. Peanut Butter Banana Cheeseburgers
Elvis would've probably made a special trip to Texas just to sample this.
5. Coke
It's basically Coke-flavored funnel cake. | Willrad von Doomenstein,
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An enterprising chef found a way to deep-fry soda without the third-degree burns.
6. Chicken Fried Bacon
Could make even a vegetarian's mouth water. | Steve Rainwater,
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This is self-explanatory. And probably delicious.
7. Jelly Belly Jelly Beans
It's really just batter with some Jelly Belly jelly beans mixed in, like a fritter on a sugar high.
8. Cadbury Crème Eggs
It's probably delicious. | Krista,
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Easter doesn’t have nearly enough fried foods... until now.
9. Pizza
It's not just pizza ingredients inside a ball of dough. No. It's an actual slice of pizza, breaded and fried.
10. Kool-Aid
Washed down best with Kool-Aid. | Eugene Kim,
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The bright pink ones are cherry-flavored; the darker ones are grape.
11. French Fry-Coated Hot Dog
Not only do fry-coated hot dogs actually exist—they're not too hard to make at home.
12. Pecan Pie
This particular fried pie hails from New Jersey's State Fair Meadowlands. | Martin Lewison,
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There's probably not a more delicious way to gain five pounds.
13. Latte
Do you like your latte liquid or solid? | Todd Carr,
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This one is a bit of a misnomer, it seems; the fried part is a sweet dough, which is topped with coffee-flavored ice cream, whipped cream and shaved chocolate.
14. PB&J
The brown bag lunch of your dreams. | Martin Criminale,
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There's almost no chance that this tastes bad.
15. Salsa
Deep-fried condiments can't be a good thing, but according to some people, this is the best-tasting item at the fair. It's salsa mixed with masa, then rolled in crushed tortilla chips before frying.
16. Pop-Tarts
Toasted Pop-Tarts are good. Deep-fried Pop-Tarts are better.
17. Margaritas
Doesn't look quite as appetizing as a regular margarita. | David Berkowitz,
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Funnel cake batter made with margarita mixer, fried and soaked in more margarita, all served in a salt-rimmed glass.
18. Club Salad
The thing about salad is that it’s good for you, usually. Not
Fernie's Fried Club Salad—a spinach wrap filled with ham, bacon, cheese, chicken, tomatoes, shredded lettuce and carrots, fried and served on a bed of lettuce.
19. S'mores
S'more of this, please. | David Berkowitz,
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It was only a matter of time.
20. Pumpkin Pie
Pumpkin fry. | Collin Harvey,
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It's a pocket filled with pumpkin pie, rolled in cinnamon and ginger snaps, fried and served with whipped cream.
21. Potato Salad
Think regular potato salad is a little too moist for your taste? Encasing it in a crunchy shell solves that problem.
22. Cheesecake
Dessert hot pocket. | Stacey Huggins,
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Cheesecake filling wrapped in a tortilla, fried.
23. Oreos
Fried Oreos have become classic state fair fare. | Benjamin Ragheb,
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These are amazing, actually.
24. Guacamole
Look, it's healthier than deep-fried butter. | Todd Carr,
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No chips needed for this deep-fried guacamole.
25. Frito Pie
If you like Frito pie, you'll probably like this, too. | David Berkowitz,
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Frito pie eaten right from the Fritos bag can get a little messy—these bites are a little more manageable.
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