Farmer riddle

[debodun]

What did the farmer exclaim when he discovered all his livestock feed had been stolen?

 

[Paco Dennis]

I am calling the police!

 

[Pepper]

Where's the beef?

 

[debodun]

I am calling the police!

C'mon, be a little more imaginative.

 

[debodun]

Where's the beef?

Good try, but not my answer.

 

[Paco Dennis]

Sorry, this one gives me a blank brain.

 

[Pepper]

Good try, but not my answer.

Close but no cigar.

 

[Paco Dennis]

OH no! All my animals are gonna starve!

 

[Judycat]

They barley stole everthin.

 

[HoneyNut]

I can never get these puzzles, I'm trying to think like 'I've been degrained' 'We've been dehayed' but that makes no sense. Sorry I'm a failure at this.

 

[Judycat]

Meeee toooo.

 

[Paco Dennis]

They barley stole everthin.

and now my farm has "bought the farm". Ha! This is a tough one.

 

[debodun]

They barley stole everthin.

Very clever, but keep trying.

 

[debodun]

I'm trying to think like 'I've been dehayed'

You're close.

 

[Judycat]

My beef has been de-corned.

 

[Pinky]

"What the hay!"

 

[win231]

I've been ripped off. And that ain't hay.

 

[Tish]

Going with @Pinky on this one.

 

[debodun]

Yep, Pinky got it spot on.