Chris P Bacon
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Hi Miss Piggy,
Well Kermy, everytime we did 69, I got a frog in my throat.Hi Miss Piggy,
Well, well, well, it's true, you saucy sow, you did have a fling with that Clooney guy.
Hope you and young George are OK, see you soon.
Lots of love, Kermit xxx
You're absolutely right sideshows also hired living people with unusual forms. Cojoined twins, or cases where either the cells didn't properly divide or one only partially reabsorbed the other so they had extra limbs. The 'Mule faced Lady, who was missing lower jaw bone so the flesh and skin below nose just hung down and elongated a bit over course of her life. People with webbed fingers and toes or missing limbs.Every now and then the tabloids or non-mainstream newspapers look to boost their circulation a bit by running a sensational story drawn from teratogenic animal specimens. Sideshows in traveling carnivals used to do the same thing with pickled abnormal animal fetuses in jars. So I submit for your approval a fetal shark with a “human face” found off the coast of Indonesia, although to me it looks like a comical sperm cell or KKK member reject. Every day should have a little Halloween in it, don’t ‘ya think?
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He would have trouble putting his pants on one leg at a time...In Greek and Roman mythology, a centaur is a member of a race of people who are half man and half horse. They were children of the arrogant and overbearing Kentaurus, who had sexual intercourse with mares on Mount Pelion and produced hyper-masculine men with a weakness for wine and women and given to violent behaviour.
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I tell you what, with a body like that he will be the centaur of attention.