Father Ralphy has noted that some here have lost their way.

Ralphy1

Ralphy1

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I have read thru some of the postings here on spirituality, reincarnation, and such. It saddens me to realize that many of you are long in the tooth, so to speak, but are so confused and misguided. Well, Father Ralphy can get you back on track if you are willing to give me a chance.
 

I admit to being one of your flock that has strayed Father Ralphy (for over 66 years)......show me the light and guide me back into your warm, loving, and sagging protective bosom.
 
Father realizes a little levity helps to confront our deepest anxieties and fears. So, my children, let us now just voice those thoughts that reside in the back of our minds that come out at times to torture us, and I will help you examine them and put them to rest.
 
Father R, I confess to only watching the occasional soccer match and MMA bout on TV, not for the love of the sports, just because both feature some pretty hot guys. As you know, here in America not being a sports fan for the sake of being a sports fan is viewed with almost the same lack of understanding as my other great sins, atheism and Socialism, are viewed. All of which makes me think that maybe a confession is in order. Father, I'll abide by your judgement. Does lack of belief in a higher power, a desire to help the little guy (even if it means a bigger government) and a lack of love for any particular sport, damn ones nonexistent soul to an imaginary fiery pit for eternity?
 
Thank you for your honesty. It is a pleasure to help you find the way to everlasting love in the arms of our Lord. This may take some time, but please bear with me, as it is a journey rather than a pit stop. Let's start the journey by looking at your sins one at a time. Hot boys are to be admired, I don't myself, but I know some priests that do as I have heard their confessions. So long as you don't act out on your lust in inappropriate ways, the Church will forgive you, as the Holy Father, our Lord and savior, realizes that we are all fallible when it comes to "hotness." Myself? Well, I have caught my self admiring the attributes of Emmanuelle Chirqui, talk about your hotness! However, I have managed to think of other things most of the time, but I digress, and this is about you, not me. Atheism is for those that haven't been shown the true way, and socialism is just a term that all societies adjust to in their own way, so there is not much sinning there, my child. As for sports, they seem to be out of control worldwide with doping, cheating, and just crass and bad behavior on the part of so many athletes. Our Lord is greatly disturbed by all of this. He is trying to understand but his wrath may overtake him and punishment of some kind for the sinners may be forthcoming now or later. So, my child, you are not damned yet, but you must let Father steer you to God's arms.
 
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