Father Ralphy here with some celibacy news:

[Ralphy1]

It seems that I will be remaining celibate for the foreseeable future as Nicole turned out to be a guy and Angelina would prefer a woman if she wasn't a nun. Disappointing, but maybe I am being sent a message to keep my collar on. So, I am here for you once again and not for me.

 

[IKE]

Overlooking the adam's apple and 5 o'clock shadow when Nichole was all dolled up did you find him / her attractive ?......you know what they say Father, "any port in a storm".

 

[Ralphy1]

Thanks, but no thanks, I'm not up, if you will pardon the expression, for anything like that, at least not yet. Now, my son, how can I help you today?

 

[IKE]

how can I help you today?

Well Father since you ask.....you wouldn't happen to have Nichole's number handy would you ?

Oh, I would greatly appreciate it if you didn't spread it around that I ask......shhhhhhh, mum's the word.

 

[Ralphy1]

Dear child, after reading about your gluttony you might have a heart attack doing the nasty with Nicole. Maybe we should pray together to overcome our lustful thoughts.

 

[Ruthanne]

Now...what about this Nicole should I know? Curious minds want to know.layful: