Father Ralphy needs your help!

[Ralphy1]

Dearest ones, I know that you have been consumed by election results but life goes on and mine is mess. Is it possible to love two people at once? Angelina, the sweet, naive nun, who I call Angel, tears at my heartstrings as does the older and worldly, Nicky. Have you ever had such a problem?

 

[Pappy]

Not really, Ralphy. Only when it comes to choosing ice cream favors. I've been married to the same sweet gal for 60 years next month, so have never had this problem.

 

[Ralphy1]

Congratulations! And consider yourself fortunate.

 

[IKE]

Dearest ones, I know that you have been consumed by election results but life goes on and mine is mess. Is it possible to love two people at once? Angelina, the sweet, naive nun, who I call Angel, tears at my heartstrings as does the older and worldly, Nicky. Have you ever had such a problem?

Father if you think that your ticker and lower extremities could handle it the first thing that crossed my mind was possibly having a.......Menage a trois ! :fun:

 

[Ralphy1]

What would the diocese think?

 

[IKE]

What would the diocese think?

Shhhhh.......what they don't know won't hurt them.

 

[Ralphy1]

Oh, my, now you have got me away from love and into lust, and my imagination is running wild!

 

[Aunt Bea]

Ralphy, I think you better have them come back and hook up the cable!!!

 

[Ralphy1]

But so much of TV is full of sexual scenes that is one reason that I got rid of it. I am just a young priest trying to remain pure.

 

[Vedaarya]

Never was irresolute in this matter, but can't say it's impossible, especially at certain ages.

 

[Aunt Bea]

But so much of TV is full of sexual scenes that is one reason that I got rid of it. I am just a young priest trying to remain pure.

I think that Mae Weat may have had you in mind Ralphy!!!

Mae West: “I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”

 

[Ralphy1]

I am so conflicted that I am torn between joining a monastery or becoming a "good timing man." I am a big fan of Waylon Jennings, but that may not be good soul music, or, rather, good music for the soul.

 

[Aunt Bea]

I am so conflicted that I am torn between joining a monastery or becoming a "good timing man." I am a big fan of Waylon Jennings, but that may not be good soul music, or, rather, good music for the soul.

You better stick with the Sound of Music!

"He's always late for chapel, but his penitence is real
He's always late for everything, except for every meal
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel Ralpy's not an asset to the abbey..."

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[Shalimar]

My advice is drift, Father, drift!

 

[Ralphy1]

No, I am not feeling like an asset anymore, more like an ass. And I feel like I have already drifted too far.

 

[Vedaarya]

You better stick with the Sound of Music!

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I like it

 

[Vedaarya]

You better stick with the Sound of Music!

"He's always late for chapel, but his penitence is real
He's always late for everything, except for every meal
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel Ralpy's not an asset to the abbey..."

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I like it

 

[Ralphy1]

Forget the meals, I'm beginning to drink too much of the wine that the Church provides for other reasons.

 

[Shalimar]

No, I am not feeling like an asset anymore, more like an ass. And I feel like I have already drifted too far.

Embrace hedonism, clearly the celibate life is not for you. Live your truth, be at peace.

 

[fureverywhere]

Son, sometimes opposites can be the best mix. Me? Bookish to a fault, quiet until fifty-something, I could adopt every creature on earth. Hubby was loudly out-spoken, might have read one book in his life, practicality says one or two companion animals not ten. But he has always loved me...you work it out in such a case.