Fisherman Riddle

[debodun]

Why did all the girls like the shellfish fisherman?

 

[PopsnTuff]

Cuz he was a good catch

 

[jujube]

He had plenty of clams to shell out on them.

 

[jujube]

He wasn't shellfish with his money.

When they had car trouble, he'd bivalves for their motors.

He wouldn't mussel in on their business.

He was calm, not at all (b)oyster(ous).

 

[Pinky]

He was a pearl.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the fisherman was good at using his sinker?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the fisherman was good at trolling?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the fisherman was good at using his pole?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the fisherman was good at netting them?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the girls were suckers?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the fisherman had a long pole?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the fisherman had a big mast?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because there was always something fishy going on?

 

[jujube]

If a girl was an anxious dyslexic, he could clam her down.

He met a very nice girl who ran an antique train. She was putting chowder in the engine and he helped her out with her low shellfish steam.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the fisherman always had his tunas (tunes) cranked?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the girls were clam-diggers (gold-diggers)?

 

[debodun]

Hey, some pretty funny and good answers, but not exactly want I am looking for. Jujube came pretty close with one answer.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the fisherman was a real hip wader?

 

[Kaila]

They knew that despite his crusty exterior, he was tender inside?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the fisherman was smooth as butter (garlic and butter to dip seafood in)?

 

[jujube]

He drove a mussel car?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the fisherman had lots of mussels (muscles)?

Riding your coattails on this one, JuJube! LOL!

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the fisherman was a good snag?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the fisherman always went overboard spoiling them?

 

[Kaila]

Because he shelled out money on luxuries, to please them?