Florida man stole nearly $1M in Tiffany jewelry, swallowed it before arrest

[Paco Dennis]

It looks like this thief took the phrase "eating his profits" a bit too literally. Guess he wanted to have a "gut feeling" about his getaway plan!

https://myfox8.com/news/national/fl...ewelry-swallowed-it-before-arrest-police-say/

 

[That Lady in PA]

This too shall pass....

 

[Ted01]

This too shall pass....

Winner!!!

 

[WhatInThe]

They've done that in tv and movies. I think it was the movie The Hot Rock.

Won't need vitamins with minerals in them-like gold or silver.

 

[jujube]

It'll be a hot time on the ol' potty tonight.....

 

[WhatInThe]

It'll be a hot time on the ol' potty tonight.....

It will literally be a POTty. They won't let the evidence and loot wash away.

 

[OldOld]

don't worry, the jewelry will all come out.

 

[Twostep]

Police 'recover' Tiffany earrings worth $770K two weeks after Texas man swallowed them during arrest

 

[jujube]

don't worry, the jewelry will all come out.

Yep, as they say, "it'll all come out in the end."

 

[WhatInThe]

Police 'recover' Tiffany earrings worth $770K two weeks after Texas man swallowed them during arrest

The suspect is probably just as relieved as the police that the evidence came through.

 

[911]

He has 48 outstanding warrants? There’s nothing outstanding about having 48 o/s warrants. Normally, I would say that he’s looking at a lot of jail time, but since the warrants are pending in Colorado, I’m not sure. Colorado is not known to be hard on sentencing, even though they rank in the middle for tough sentencing.