Casper
Silver Streak
Explanation for non Aussies......
Frankston is an area of Victoria with a large population of what Americans call rednecks.
We also call them ferals.
A Frankston girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
"Ten" replies the Frankston girl,
"Ten?" says the welfare worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan".
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Frankston girl, "It's great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's ready!'
or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious welfare
worker.
"That's easy," says the Frankston girl... "I just use their surnames"
A Frankston girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take that red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
Q. What do you call a 27 year old Frankston girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Frankston girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What does a Frankston girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. There are two Frankston girls in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman..
Q. What's the most confusing day in Frankston?
A. Father's day
Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Frankston?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
A Frankston girl walked into the local job centre, marched straight up
to the counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.
The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing.
We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to
drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The
hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort
the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is
$200,000 a year'.
The Frankston girl said 'You're bullsh*tting me!'
The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'
Police cordoned off Frankston City Centre this morning when a
suspicious object was discovered in a car.
It later turned out to be a registration label.
Frankston is an area of Victoria with a large population of what Americans call rednecks.
We also call them ferals.
A Frankston girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
"Ten" replies the Frankston girl,
"Ten?" says the welfare worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan".
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Frankston girl, "It's great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's ready!'
or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious welfare
worker.
"That's easy," says the Frankston girl... "I just use their surnames"
A Frankston girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take that red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
Q. What do you call a 27 year old Frankston girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Frankston girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What does a Frankston girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. There are two Frankston girls in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman..
Q. What's the most confusing day in Frankston?
A. Father's day
Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Frankston?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
A Frankston girl walked into the local job centre, marched straight up
to the counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.
The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing.
We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to
drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The
hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort
the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is
$200,000 a year'.
The Frankston girl said 'You're bullsh*tting me!'
The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'
Police cordoned off Frankston City Centre this morning when a
suspicious object was discovered in a car.
It later turned out to be a registration label.
