Don M.
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- Location
- central Missouri
At distraught Senior called her doctor's office...."Is it true, she wanted to know, that I have to take this medication you prescribed for the rest of my life?". "Yes, I"m afraid so", the doctor said. There was a moment of silence before the Senior lady replied, "I'm wondering then, just how serious is my condition, because the bottle is labeled 'No Refills'".
An older gentleman was lying on the operating table, awaiting surgery, and insisting that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, Son, just do your best, and remember that if something goes wrong, and I don't make it, your Mother is going to come live with you and your wife"
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
When you are dissatisfied, and would like to go back to your youth, just remember Algebra.
First, you forget names, then you forget faces. Then, you forget to pull up your zipper....it's worse when you forget to pull it down.
An older gentleman was lying on the operating table, awaiting surgery, and insisting that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, Son, just do your best, and remember that if something goes wrong, and I don't make it, your Mother is going to come live with you and your wife"
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
When you are dissatisfied, and would like to go back to your youth, just remember Algebra.
First, you forget names, then you forget faces. Then, you forget to pull up your zipper....it's worse when you forget to pull it down.
