It seems that one girl has her boyfriend sussed. Before he heads off to the sunny hotspot of Magaluf, the young lady decided to write out a list of rules for her boyfriend to follow. She clearly knows the temptations that await him in Magaluf! :cool2:
https://uk.style.yahoo.com/girl-writes-hilarious-list-of-rules-for-her-113855069.html
“Make sure your phone is charged at ALL times! Phone me at least once a day (2 mins).
“No girls whatsoever. Don’t look. Don’t talk. Do not touch!!!!!! (Cheat and I will destroy everything Celtic, I will also make your life a living hell. Kim will be told too.
“Do not follow girls on social media.
“Tattoo = NAW. You’ll be checked when home.
“Don’t mix drink! Drugs are for mugs.
“If on boat party, no drinking games with the opposite sex.
“Stay in your own bed.
“Dinny buy girls drink! That money can be spent on me.
“Text Kim every day. She’ll be worrying.
“You tell every girl about me ok – if someone flirts, walk away.
“No photos with random girls or SC stories.”
The lady in question also decided to post the list on Twitter and it now has 15k likes and 7k retweets. Although it does not say, I assume that she is a Scot and her boyfriend is a Celtic football fan. Good luck to him. He may have been better to stay at home and take her camping for a fortnight. Hopefully he does not return to find his pet rabbit in the soup pot! :dontworry:
https://uk.style.yahoo.com/girl-writes-hilarious-list-of-rules-for-her-113855069.html
“Make sure your phone is charged at ALL times! Phone me at least once a day (2 mins).
“No girls whatsoever. Don’t look. Don’t talk. Do not touch!!!!!! (Cheat and I will destroy everything Celtic, I will also make your life a living hell. Kim will be told too.
“Do not follow girls on social media.
“Tattoo = NAW. You’ll be checked when home.
“Don’t mix drink! Drugs are for mugs.
“If on boat party, no drinking games with the opposite sex.
“Stay in your own bed.
“Dinny buy girls drink! That money can be spent on me.
“Text Kim every day. She’ll be worrying.
“You tell every girl about me ok – if someone flirts, walk away.
“No photos with random girls or SC stories.”
The lady in question also decided to post the list on Twitter and it now has 15k likes and 7k retweets. Although it does not say, I assume that she is a Scot and her boyfriend is a Celtic football fan. Good luck to him. He may have been better to stay at home and take her camping for a fortnight. Hopefully he does not return to find his pet rabbit in the soup pot! :dontworry:
