God didn't make little green apples and it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime

[Bretrick]

There's no such thing as Dr. Seuss
No Disneyland, Mother Goose, there's no nursery rhyme.

 

[Muskrat]

And you can not roller skate in a buffalo herd

 

[jujube]

....You can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool....

 

[MACKTEXAS]

Tom Jones also did a nice recording of that song. I don't care for the first part, but it's good when it gets to the 1.17 minute mark.