The Law of Physics States it's easier to get up at 6:00 AM to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard.
A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.
A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are. That's why I get so many calls to play with friends.
A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the
income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.
If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six
or a seven, he probably shot an eight (or worse).
It takes longer to learn good golf than it does to become a brain surgeon.? On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs, and fart if you are performing brain surgery.
