I was playing golf one day, with a man I did not know. We met at the first tee and as we both alone we decided to play together. We chatted as we played. On the 5th hole, I said to my new friend, I live right over there, just beside the tall oaks. He remarked that he liked my house.
As we walked the fairway, I asked him what he did for a living. To my amazment he said he was a hitman. I was shocked and said what do you mean? He said I kill people for money, and out of his golf bag pulled a rifle with a large telescopic sight. I was astounded but intrigued.
I asked him if I could look through the sights. He gave me the rifle and I looked through the telescopic sights. As we were on the 5th hole I looked up at my house and I could see though the large window at the front. There was my wife, naked, dancing with my next door neighbour, also naked. I was shocked and disgusted.
I asked new friend, how much do you charge. He said I charge $1000 for each target. I said can you then shoot my wife and my neighbor, and I would gladly pay $2000, but because my wife always has too much to say, you must shoot her in the mouth, and because my neighbor always boasts about his sexual exploits, shoot him in the wang.
He said, fine. He took his rifle, loaded it and took aim. After about 5 minutes of taking aim I said, what are you waiting for. He said 'hang on... I'm trying to save you money.'
As we walked the fairway, I asked him what he did for a living. To my amazment he said he was a hitman. I was shocked and said what do you mean? He said I kill people for money, and out of his golf bag pulled a rifle with a large telescopic sight. I was astounded but intrigued.
I asked him if I could look through the sights. He gave me the rifle and I looked through the telescopic sights. As we were on the 5th hole I looked up at my house and I could see though the large window at the front. There was my wife, naked, dancing with my next door neighbour, also naked. I was shocked and disgusted.
I asked new friend, how much do you charge. He said I charge $1000 for each target. I said can you then shoot my wife and my neighbor, and I would gladly pay $2000, but because my wife always has too much to say, you must shoot her in the mouth, and because my neighbor always boasts about his sexual exploits, shoot him in the wang.
He said, fine. He took his rifle, loaded it and took aim. After about 5 minutes of taking aim I said, what are you waiting for. He said 'hang on... I'm trying to save you money.'
