Golfer riddle

[Treacle]

My computer is going funny. Will try again. I'm going to have another shot at he likes to play around. Think debodun has left the building !!

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the golfer liked to play as many holes as he could?

 

[Treacle]

A golfers handicap is a numerical measure of a golfer's potential that is used to enable players of varying abilities to compete against one another. Better players are those with the lowest handicaps.

If I ever take up golf........you'll be the first person I will contact for advice

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the golfer loved to sink his balls into as many holes as he could?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because more holes are better than one?

 

[Treacle]

Are we allowed to make these suggestions? If we don't get the answer soon we'll be up for sexual indecency (implied)

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the golfer loved to visit bunkers?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the golfer liked a foursome?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the golfer enjoyed getting birdies?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the golfer loved to whiff as many as he could?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the golfer liked it rough?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the golfer could check out as many dimples as he could?

 

[Treacle]

Spuds doing well but have to sort dinner (sorry debodun off piste but as Arnie said I'll be back). Right behind you Aunt Marg keep that old brain ticking. I'm sure you're getting there and I'm supporting you all the way. The fact that no one else is taking part in our joyful riddle indulgence is their misfortune - that's what I say.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the golfer got to enjoy lots of tee-times?

 

[Treacle]

Because the golfer loved to whiff as many as he could?

What does whiff mean Aunt Marg is that a Canadian word that I have overlooked in my less than vast vocabulary

 

[Aunt Marg]

What does whiff mean Aunt Marg is that a Canadian word that I have overlooked in my less than vast vocabulary

A whiff is an attempt to strike the ball where the player fails to make contact with the ball. A whiff must be counted as a stroke.

 

[Treacle]

A whiff is an attempt to strike the ball where the player fails to make contact with the ball. A whiff must be counted as a stroke.

If I ever take up golf .......you'll be the first person I will contact for advice OOh wrote that before, must be near G and T time

 

[Aunt Marg]

If I ever take up golf .......you'll be the first person I will contact for advice OOh wrote that before, must be near G and T time

My husband golfs, so have learned a little of the terminology, but had to look up a few things.

 

[win231]

Playing the field?

 

[Kaila]

He was counting up his scores?

(Sorry, you two, I hadn't noticed this. )

 

[Treacle]

Playing the field?

Gotta say win 231 that's looking good

 

[Aunt Marg]

Gotta say win 231 that's looking good

Had it not been covered off in post #9, I would have said that it was looking good, too! LOL!

 

[MarciKS]

He liked having more than one iron in the fire.

 

[debodun]

Treacle got it - Because he liked to play a round (around).

 

[MarciKS]

Good job Treacle!