Gomer And Me
"I’ve been friends with TV’s best-loved Marine for more than twenty years. (Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!)"
by KINKY FRIEDMAN 2009
"On that same trip Jim told me a story about a conversation he had had while he was waiting to meet the queen at Buckingham Palace. A man with a big mustache, a monocle, and a large, colorful sash across his tuxedo walked up to him and said, “Pity about the Wales.” The man was referring to the imminent breakup of Princess Diana and Prince Charles. Jim, however, thought he was talking about the Japanese killing whales off Hawaii. “I like to watch them,” he said. “I’ve even seen them mate a few times.” That was the only time he ever witnessed a monocle actually pop out of someone’s eye".
"I’ve been friends with TV’s best-loved Marine for more than twenty years. (Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!)"
by KINKY FRIEDMAN 2009
"On that same trip Jim told me a story about a conversation he had had while he was waiting to meet the queen at Buckingham Palace. A man with a big mustache, a monocle, and a large, colorful sash across his tuxedo walked up to him and said, “Pity about the Wales.” The man was referring to the imminent breakup of Princess Diana and Prince Charles. Jim, however, thought he was talking about the Japanese killing whales off Hawaii. “I like to watch them,” he said. “I’ve even seen them mate a few times.” That was the only time he ever witnessed a monocle actually pop out of someone’s eye".
