Good Lord...Has it come to this

Is this for real!?! sounds like a buunch of shit to me.

If so, we need to lock the Port-a-potties with the kids inside and never unlock the doors.

If anybody wants to get high from human "gas" they can come to my house, I am sure my husband's farts could indeed make a person hallucinate or atleast pass out.

I did some investigating...something just didn't smell right about this to me.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/jenkem.asp
 
Yeah, that seemed to stink as soon as I read it. What's the primary waste gas generated from human excrement?

Methane.

What are the symptoms of methane overdose? Blurred vision, coughing, rapid heart rate and breathing, CNS depression and unconsciousness.

Not exactly a psychotropic substance. :rolleyes:
 
These kids started a rumor that snowballed.
In the real world of crappy highs: the Mayans would eat magic mushrooms sometimes grown in poop, then save their pee while tripping, and drink lots of that to get even higher the next time.
 
Further Time said:
These kids started a rumor that snowballed.
In the real world of crappy highs: the Mayans would eat magic mushrooms sometimes grown in poop, then save their pee while tripping, and drink lots of that to get even higher the next time.
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A few of the Alaskan tribes do the same thing, since mushrooms aren't actually metabolized by the body.
 
Yes, and the body does metabolize some of the stuff that causes nasty side effects. So, when you do the "pisssed-down version", the stomach pain isn't there and you can do more.
I prefer good weed and the girl with kaleidoscope eyes, maybe a glass of wine, for a perfect nite.
 
SifuPhil said:
Yeah, that seemed to stink as soon as I read it. What's the primary waste gas generated from human excrement?

Methane.

What are the symptoms of methane overdose? Blurred vision, coughing, rapid heart rate and breathing, CNS depression and unconsciousness.

Not exactly a psychotropic substance. :rolleyes:
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That helps explain, blurred vision, coughing an rapid breathing, the symptoms I use to have when all we had was an old out house. It use to get pretty rank in there in the summer time.
 
Pappy said:
That helps explain, blurred vision, coughing an rapid breathing, the symptoms I use to have when all we had was an old out house. It use to get pretty rank in there in the summer time.
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I never had the pleasure of using an authentic outhouse, but I am familiar with Port-A-Johns, and yes, on a hot summer's day at a crowded venue you tend to do your business as quickly as possible before exploding out the doorway and falling on the ground, gasping for breath.
 
Jilly, what kind of fancy outhouses have you visited that have pans in them?....All the ones I've had the pleasure of visiting have a deep hole with the house set over it. Now, I'm talking real outhouses, not those fancy port-a-potties with blue chemicals in them.
 
Yuk.....worst job in the world OG......:numbness:I remember when I was a kid the "nightman" used to come at night and collect the full can and leave a lovely clean one.....well, as clean as those things can be I guess.....:awman:
Don't know quite how they carried them.....on the shoulder perhaps.....sure to have a bit of a splash when they did that though....:eeew:
 
That is a fancy outhouse there Jilly! I've used plenty of regular ones and port-o-potty's. We usually camp where there's no facilities around though, and no people if we're lucky.
 
Ozarkgal said:
Jilly, what kind of fancy outhouses have you visited that have pans in them?....All the ones I've had the pleasure of visiting have a deep hole with the house set over it. Now, I'm talking real outhouses, not those fancy port-a-potties with blue chemicals in them.
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Never heard of such a thing and I've used many of them, unfortunately, but none like that.....no blue chemicals. Consider yourself lucky!
 
Never forget i went to see Ians work partners parents and they had a Dunny, i needed to go and nearly died when i saw how full it was, if i had sat down normally all the poop would have touched me, it made me feel so sick and it stunk, no excuse for that they should have emptied it.
Casper the nightmen did carry it on their shoulders, omg if it spilled over yuk
 
Jillaroo said:
Never forget i went to see Ians work partners parents and they had a Dunny, i needed to go and nearly died when i saw how full it was, if i had sat down normally all the poop would have touched me, it made me feel so sick and it stunk, no excuse for that they should have emptied it.
Casper the nightmen did carry it on their shoulders, omg if it spilled over yuk
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I thought so Jilly, but I wasn't real sure.... I never wanted to see them in action.....
Not really a hobby of mine.... :awman:
 
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